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F I G J A M

Do you have a personal problem or an ethical dilemma that's causing you to lose sleep? Don't just curl up and bite your pillow. Stop and ask yourself: 'What would Martin do?'

Email anxiety

I looked at my colleague's email when I was sitting at her desk and she was writing very nasty emails to another colleague. They were hard core bitching about everyone in the office. My feelings are hurt. What should I do?

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W W M D ?

Next time you are sitting at her desk, go into her email program and click on Tools>Rules and Alerts>New Rule. Write a rule that states each time she emails her friend, it is CC'ed to everyone in the office.

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W W P D ?

Set up a court in your office lunchroom and make the errant emailers wrestle to the death in a pool of equal parts: live lizards; mud and jelly. Are they both female? Just curious.

Unrequited love

I really like this girl but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do I get up the courage to tell her how I feel?

W W M D ?

Take her down to your basement where the bodies of thousands of humans are kept in suspended animation in order to show her that you respect and trust her. While she is still thinking about that ask her to marry you.

W W P D ?

Sentence one of her close family members to death then grant them a pardon minutes before their execution. That is bound to impress her.

Fate of the modern world

I lie awake at night worrying about the fate of the modern world. I'm afraid that cataclysmic climate change will destroy us and our very way of life.

W W M D ?

We're doomed. Try not to think about it.

W W P D ?

When thoughts like this begin to bother me I make up a bogus law which requires scantily clad women to wrestle in some form of sticky substance. This usually makes me feel much better. :)

Parking ticket

I recently got a parking ticket which I think was unfairly issued. There was no clear signage indicating that it was a metered area. How should I plead my case?

W W M D ?

On my planet justice is swift and final. Your car should have been crushed on the spot by a car compactor with you in it.

W W P D ?

Shut down ten blocks of your main street, don a bright blue jumpsuit and challenge the parking warden to a duel using nuclear warheads. (If nuclear warheads are unavailable willy-waving should be equally impressive.) But don't overstate your case: that is tacky.

Adventure of a lifetime?

I'm thinking of traveling through Russia on my own. I've never been overseas before, I don't know anyone in Russia and I don't know any Russian. Does this sound like a good idea?

W W M D ?

I think this sounds like a superb idea only instead of "Russia without knowing Russian", try "Canada without knowing French".

W W P D ?

Sure why the hell not? Say, you sound like and sweet, innocent young thing, why don't you give me your phone number so I can find some crusty old Soviet leader to hook you up with in the interest of world peace.

Stereo wars

What's the fastest way to do away with a communal workplace stereo? Everyone I work with has such appalling taste in music and I'm sick of it.

W W M D ?

Invest in a sturdy pair of ear plugs and go back to your corner. Nobody likes you anyway.

W W P D ?

Commandeer the stereo and profess a strong admiration for Robbie Williams. Cover all available wallspace with Robbie Williams posters. Greet people each morning by screaming "Let me entertain you" at them. They'll be begging for clemency within a week.

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